Schrödinger’s Cats of Old San Juan
first published in Ate Mais: Until More (2024)
There is a concept in quantum mechanics called quantum immortality
It goes like this:
Take Schrödinger’s famous thought experiment
A cat in a box, etc.
To the scientist’s point of view, the cat could be:
a) both alive and dead
This is “Quantum superimposition” in the Copenhagen Interpretation
Which, people tend to forget, Schrödinger was arguing against
Or:
b) alive in one universe and not alive in another
Or, to be more clear, alive to one observer’s universe and
not alive in another observer’s universe
This is the Many Worlds Interpretation (MWI)
But both of these ignore an important and often overlooked point of view:
The cat’s
What does the universe look like from the point of view of a cat?
A cat in a box
For one thing, the cat is either alive or not alive
But if the cat is not alive then it can’t observe itself not being alive
Which is to say, to take seriously the point of view of the cat is to
presuppose its existence
and therefore its survival
The cat hops out of its box unharmed
It stretches and mewls for food
Outside there are birds or not
This remains true even though there are (many) worlds where, to other observers,
the cat is dead
In other words:
to the point of view of the cat
the cat can’t have died
otherwise it wouldn’t have a point of view
This is quantum immortality
Quantum immortality says that you (you reading this) by the fact of you reading this are living in the
timeline where you have not yet died
Think of all the worlds without you
Worlds where gamma rays sterilized the globe
Where meteors struck, volcanoes churned
Where vacuum decay (look it up)
There are worlds in nuclear winter
Where empire and genocide
Worlds in pandemic (this one, for example)
There are also worlds without pandemic
Where Arawak and Carib murdered white men by the boatful
Where Europe sank out of memory
And all our statues have broad noses
There are also worlds where you slipped and fell
Think of those moments by rights you shouldn’t have walked away from
You didn’t
Your loved ones are mourning you
Right now they hold and hug each other without you
Right now they tell stories of your life
Listen
There are those reading these words who have already died
There are worlds where I have already died
maybe in your world, hello
The opposite and corollary of quantum immortality is survivorship bias
This is when we observe only one type of outcome so believe this outcome is
easy or inevitable
For example, think of the improbably close flirtations with nuclear apocalypse
in the last 70 years
How many times some small and strange thing happened to avert the end of humanity
The fact that we’ve survived biased us to think we were meant to have survived
Maybe we were not meant to have survived
Maybe sometimes we did not survive
Maybe even most times
The veil over the knowledge of our own non-existence is called the anthropic shadow
This is the land where we cannot have been
The country that murdered your ancestors
The black hole in the heart
This is the burned and wasted rock that stands where you stand
It does not have your name it has no names
There is a way to live in the possibility of both quantum immortality and the anthropic shadow
Where the narrow shaft of light is the shape of your living
And you dwell and love the shape of your living
And while your life is living you can’t have died
Where you, me, the cat
Live, blissful, extreme, safe, aware
Cosmic milk in a saucer
Warm arms warm fur
As the odds of our survival get smaller our existence becomes more and more improbable
The man who came up with the concept of quantum immortality is dead
Hugh Everett III died of a heart attack at the age of 51
After a lifetime of binge eating, heavy drinking, and smoking three packs a day
He asked that his ashes be thrown in the trash
His daughter died by suicide.
His son started the band Eels
In Hugh Everett III’s original formulation, the scientist would climb into the box instead of the cat.
He would set the murder device to some infinitesimally small chance of survival
He would hit the switch.
A million versions of Hugh Everett III would die.
One would emerge.
Hugh Everett III1,000,000 will have proven quantum immortality
Quantum immortality is also known as quantum suicide
There is a theory that the last century of human existence has been so strange because we are living
in one of the few timelines where humanity hasn’t yet destroyed itself
Every year our lives are more improbable
As every year our survival is more improbable
This is depressing
It’s also liberating
There’s a world where we survive
This one